Monopoly Money

With our economy going deeper and deeper into the Great Pit of Carkoon* I have the perfect solution to our financial woes. Monopoly Money. It would be the perfect way to issue money and we would instantly rebound with a greater prosperity than ever. All one would have to do is buy a few monopoly sets and there would be enough money to pay off mortgages and any other outstanding debts one owes. There are $15, 140 to a monopoly set. A game of monopoly only costs about $10 to $20 dollars. The profit one would make would be ridiculous. The purchase of multiple monopoly sets would leave someone in very comfortable living. There would be enough for credit card debts mortgages student loans etc. The time is now though. Our money is currently de standardized meaning the only way it is measured is by comparison to other currencies. With restandardization of money threatening we need to flood the market with monopoly money. It will create a better distribution of specie and stimulate the economy. My study of this process has led me to believe it will become President Andrew Jackson's Specie Circular. Although we might hit intial financial panic like the country did right after the Circular, we will eventually hit a time of prosperity like the ones in the twenties, eighties, fifties, and past decade. The only this time the prosperity will continue forever. So please the Time is Now! Call your congressmen, your senators, The President(his number is 9739543386), your dogs, your cats, your lobbyists, your Washington interns. Tell them we need to begin the coinage of Monopoly Money. It is imperitive.