Monday, May 10, 2010
Henry Hudson Lives!!!!
Henry Hudson is currently living in the laundry room of my basement. Thought to be dead after a mutiny by his crew in the sixteen hundreds, Hudson is still living and he is alive and well. My family feeds Hudson and lets him use the amentities to our house and he organizes our extensive map collection. It is a mutual symbiotic relationship. Hudson is a kind fellow. He keeps to himself and reads maps and books. He always washes up for dinner and he also says a big thank you after the meal. Hudson is a bit paranoid though after being mutinied. He jumps and the slightest movement and always sits with his back up against the wall. His paranoia also draws from the British Governments search for him. Ever since England became knowledgeable of his survival they have been out to get him. They have sent military force(the Revolutionary War) and economic manuevering(the great depression) to weed Hudson out of his hiding place. The outstanding debts he owed at the time of his sailing were expected to be payed off when he returned. But due to the mutiny he has never payed them. The debts have grown exponentially since then and are now up to a number greater than the debt of the United States. Therefore he has been in constant hiding for years. I have been attempting to disclose his exclusive story for Superman Walks Into a Museum to publish and I think he may. With his cooperation, I hope to give you the story of this amazing man.
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