Fuck BING

I ran a search on my blog today. Little did I know that my search engine was the piece of shit that is BING. Superman was not listed in the search. I then searched it on google and the first hit was Superman. So basically Bing can go suck a large fat piece of chicken cutlet.

Facebook

Over the past few months I have been taking my friend's blackberry when her guard is down and setting embarrasing facebook statuses. It went on so long her aunt(who happens to be her facebook friend) began commenting on these statuses saying that whoever was doing this was "immature" and suggested to my friend to get new friends. My friend throughly embarrased, first blocked her aunt on facebook and then sadly blocked me from her phone via a lock.(Note to all I will figure out how to get around the lock). So in honor of the facebook film The Social Network, I offer you five of the posts

1. Senior year starting off with a bang love yyou girlsssssss


2. workin like a dawggg at da p double o l


3. To quote Wayne Coyne "life goes fast/its hard to make the good times last" lets savor these last months together girls


4. feeling like the worlds sassiest spitfire... if you agree like this super statusss!!!


5. vtown lifeguard girls were undeniable. daisy dukes one pieces on top