My Apologies

My apologies for not posting in a while. If i am correct I have not posted since before memorial day weekend. I am sorry. I was in a lawsuit because the family of one of my readers was suing me. The reader had died from a heart attack while reading my blog and they blamed it on me. But I am back and my power over you has grown in my absence and I will be controlling your minds with this new post.

What To Say to Someone while standing next to them in a Urinal(women you may not understand this)

1. "You look dehydrated"
2. "Have you had asparagus recently"
3. "I didn't realize they made these that big"
4. "Do you need a spotter?"